Classy Hooker asked Cops to Mediate Money Dispute

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A man and a woman are facing prostitution charges after they asked for police assistance in settling a dispute over a $150 payment for a sexual encounter.

As detailed in an incident report, an officer was flagged down at 1 AM Thursday by Kimberly Moore, 30, and Robert Sartor Jr., 65.  The hooker told the officer that Sartor “owed her money for prostitution.”

Kimberly said that Sartor offered her $150, and that she “knew what the money was for.”

Sartor told police that he picked up Moore “because she was messaging him on Facebook,” and acknowledged that he “offered her $150,” was going to get a hotel room, and “bought her some new clothes at the dollar store (Fancy)” Sartor added that he went to a friend’s house with Kimberly, and that the duo showered together (The opposite of the word SEXY).  We are assuming that Robert was holding his saggy balls so that Kimberly wouldn’t step on them.

Sartor told said his wife “didn’t know about his extra activities that he goes out and does.” When busted, Sartor was wearing gym shorts without any underwear (the saggy ball issue again), which an investigator noted was common “when looking for a prostitute.”

When asked to empty his pockets, Sartor pulled out a cock ring. The discovery that Sartor was going commando with a cock ring in his pocket appeared to undermine his earlier claim that Moore owed him money “for driving her around.”

Moore and Sartor, pictured above, were booked into the county jail for misdemeanor prostitution and were each later released on a $500 personal recognizance bond in advance of a January 12 court appearance.

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