Someone is pooping in washing machines at SIU residence hall


Students at Southern Illinois University in Carbondale are dealing with a serious “Shit Head.” They say someone is putting poop in washing machines in a residence hall, according to the student newspaper.

The laundry room at Abbott Hall on campus has had machines used as toilets, several students have reported since September.  They don’t know if the person is drunk and confused or if they have the fetish called “Laundry Toilet.”  This is when a person loves the idea of pooping in washing machines.  Making their dirty…clean.

Brian Pillar, a freshman studying industrial design, told the Daily Egyptian that he recently found a large amount of poop in a washing machine.

“I went down into the laundry room to wash my clothes and I opened one of the washers and noticed that it smelled like someone had taken a dump in there,” he said. “I wondered if maybe someone had had an accident in their clothes or something.”

Khiyah Ransom reported finding feces after her laundry had gone through the wash cycle.

“Now, I’m like terrified to wash in Abbott,” Ransom said. “I was really upset about it, but I was like, I’m just wondering who’s doing this pooping.”

It is being investigated by the Department of Public Safety.

In September, a woman famously and proudly named the ‘Mad Pooper’ in Colorado Springs, Colorado repeatedly defecated on the front lawn of a family home.