This 26-year-old man is one of many men that have been accused of exposing himself at the Walmart in Belleville on Sunday, but that does not make it ok.
Kevin Maney is charged with indecent exposure.
Police said two women spotted Maney first in the condiments aisle staring at the different types of mayonnaise. Next, after he picked up the classic Hellman’s, known for making sandwiches delicious, chicken salad extraordinary and lube for Kevin’s crooked urine vehicle he calls a penis.
Kevin then opened the delicious condiment and began viciously masturbating in one of the aisles. The ladies who have not been able to eat a sandwich since the incident then reported it to a store employee.
Authorities later tracked down and arrested Maney. He wasn’t hard to find, he was the one with mayonnaise all over his penis.
He is being held on a $5,000 bond.
