Upon returning home from work Tuesday, a resident discovered a woman “naked in her bathtub and eating her Cheetos.” a family bag of Cheetos. The naked stranger then looked at the homeowner and said “Wish these were Flamin Hot.” That is the one part of the crime that we do understand. Flamin Hot Cheetos are delicious.
According to an arrest affidavit, the victim found the stranger inside her Monroe home around 5 PM. When she confronted the intruder, the woman told cops, the naked burglar claimed that “an unknown male told her to break into the victim’s house.”
Cops responding to a 911 call identified the naked woman as Evelyn Washington, a 29-year-old Monroe resident whose home is a little more than a mile away from the victim’s house.
Washington apparently entered the home through a broken window.
An officer noted that she observed the bathtub “to be full of water and a plate of food along with half-eaten Cheetos belonging to the victim on the toilet next to the tub.”
Seen in the above mug shot, Washington was arrested for burglary and criminal damage to property. She is locked up in lieu of $8000 bond at the Ouachita Correctional Center.