Horny Woman Pleasured Herself With Help Of Female Officer’s Arm

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Meet Nicole Shankster.

Nicole Shankster, 34, possibly the horniest person in the world was sitting in a bus shelter last Tuesday afternoon; she was enjoying the cool breeze and a bottle of Skol Vodka (The ugly cousin of Grey Goose) while “simulating sex acts” for the viewing pleasure of all the cars that were driving by during rush hour.

If you think that is weird, just wait because things took a turn that Kizer Soze couldn’t see coming.

Police were obviously called and arrived to arrest Shankster, the Clearwater resident repeatedly used a racial epithet when addressing a black cop. Then, as Shankster was being restrained from “masturbating while in police custody,” the defendant “did intentionally sexually satisfy herself on my left arm and lick my right arm,” reported Officer Ashley Mehler.

An arrest affidavit does not further describe this “Sticky” encounter, which resulted in a felony battery on a law enforcement officer count being filed against Shankster (who was also charged with disorderly intoxication).

Shankster is locked up in lieu of $5100 bond.

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