Instagram Star Is 2017 Jackass Of The Year

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In the past year, John Robert Hill has gotten almost four million followers on Instagram, an amazing achievement for a 21-year-old wanna be rapper whose special talents are larceny and vandalism.

Hill, who lives in Los Angeles, is known as “Boonk.” His “Boonk Gang” Instagram page and his other social media feeds showcase Hill’s practice of recording the criminal offenses he commits. He then keeps the camera running as he flees the crime scene, making sure to scream, between cackles, his catchphrase, “Boonk gang! Whole lotta gang shit!”  We can’t make this stuff up.

This year, Hill and his sidekicks have recorded videos in Florida, New York, and California. Hill has stolen headphones, jewelry, sneakers, iPhones, and food from merchants like Walmart, Family Dollar, Walgreens, Dunkin’ Donuts, and Popeyes.

Hill is making money through ads appearing on his YouTube channel, personal appearances, and, most valuably, via sponsored posts on Instagram, where he has 3.9 million followers.

Hill, a Xanax and Percocet lover and expert, has his trademark phrase (“Whole Lotta Gang Shit”) tattooed on his back and the words “Walk By Faith Not By Sight” inked on his chest.

Hill’s arrest record dates back to his teen years, where, he has fondly recalled, he regularly stole from retailers and engaged in bank fraud. Hill’s first arrest came in September 2014–a month after turning 18–when he was busted for stealing clothing from a Walmart.

Hill was arrested in May for stealing a tray of donuts from a Dunkin’ Donuts in Miami Gardens. After hurdling the counter, Hill–who was shirtless and smoking a blunt–repeatedly exclaimed to his cameraman, “I’m the fucking savage!”

Additionally, Hill is facing a misdemeanor disorderly conduct rap in connection with a July 27 incident at a Chick-fil-A in Broward County. Celebrating his one millionth Instagram follower, Hill jumped onto the restaurant’s counter, ripped off his shirt, and “smashed two milkshakes over his chest.” He then “threw two more milkshakes on the floor, took his shorts off and began to slide in the milkshakes on the floor.”

Please take a look at the video.  It is astounding in the same way watching a puppy eat his own poop is.


Hill also had a message for law enforcement: “To all the motherfucking police officers that’s looking at this shit, you’re not gonna stop me from making my money…Fuck the police.”

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