A hungry man for a fetish of meat and cheese went on a rampage after McDonald’s workers “would not make him 30 double cheeseburgers,” according to police who arrested the fast food lover on multiple criminal charges.
Jedediah Ezekiel Fulton, 37, sought to purchase the cheeseburger haul earlier this month at a McDonald’s.
When told the cheeseburgers would not be forthcoming, became upset, which then killed his erection and caused a disturbance. “Fulton destroyed a banner and attempted to destroy their golden arches,” cops allege.
After a McDonald’s worker confronted Fulton, he grabbed the collar of the employee’s shirt. A witness who feared for the worker’s life then “displayed” a firearm, which apparently brought order to the proceedings.
Fulton was arrested when cops arrived at the delicious eatery. He was charged with disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment, and criminal trespass. Fulton was booked into the Douglas County jail. He is no longer in custody, according to a prisoner roster.
The police report does not indicate why Fulton’s cheeseburger order was rejected. Or whether he planned to share the grub with others or enjoy it all by himself.
