If you are set on wasting a pizza by beating your loved one with slices, a cardboard offering from Pizza Hut would have been a smarter choice.
A pizza hating woman is facing a disorderly conduct rap after allegedly pummeling her husband with pizza during a 1:45 AM dispute Sunday.
Amber Llorens, a 44-year-old Westport resident, tussled with her husband George, 47, after they had gone to Domino’s and purchased a pizza; the couple had earlier been celebrating a friend’s birthday at a local bar. They needed some pizza to soak up all the beer.
Cops say that Llorens, a mother of four who works as an aesthetician, fought with her husband after picking up the pie and returning to their Land Rover. While inside the SUV, Llorens began winging pizza slices at her spouse. One by one, sausage and olives flying in the air as the hot tomato sauce was hitting his face. Was she angry about him showing his sausage at the bar to the smoking hot bartender?
A subsequent police investigation discovered several slices and toppings on the floor of the vehicle
Llorens, seen above, is next due in court next month on the misdemeanor count.
